Trash Talk

Very early this morning I got a text from Sam:

"I forgot to put the trash out"

NOPE.

I'm not doing it.

It is freezing out there.

My bed is cozy and warm.

The girls are outta school today.

I have every reason to STAY IN BED!

So, I did just that, stayed in bed.

Then I had dreams that I was pulling the trash to the curb.

In one dream, I was wearing shorts and it was summer.

I said to myself, this is a dream.

In another there were about 20 school buses on my street while

I was pulling the trash to the curb.

Again, I realized I was dreaming.

In another I tripped in the garage, it woke me up.

Enough with the guilt!

Sporting a huge hoodie, pajama pants, crazy hair,

my daughters Uggs...out I went into the snowy morning.

I still felt like I was in a dream, a bad dream...

I missed the trash man.

And that Stinks!